Kanye makes wife Kim Kardashian follow these INSANE relationship rules
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West seem to have the perfect fairy-tale romance going on. However, it looks like Kim does more than her fair share to keep the glorious romance going, as she's made to follow a long list of slightly deranged rules that Kanye has put down as law. As law.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West seem to have the perfect fairy-tale romance going on. However, it looks like Kim does more than her fair share to keep the glorious romance going; Kanye makes her follow a list of deranged rules that he has put down as law. AS LAW.

That’s right. Kanye reportedly makes Kim follow certain rules, which Kim has revealed he set down when they started dating.


Kanye West apparently has some weird rules that Kim has to follow. (Image source: Getty Images)


These involve her phone usage, her make up, clothes and even her friends! (Image source: Instagram/Kim Kardashian)

Fans recently read the rules and figured that they prove Kanye’s pending insanity! Here are some of the crazy rules.

1. Kanye needs 100% attention. Literally.

One of his first rules involves Kim’s attention: 100% of it. When Kanye is performing, Kim is not allowed to look away. As in, she cannot even look to the side or answer texts on her phone! Apparently, it did happen once and Kanye was extremely unhappy. It has to be all eyes on Kanye, all the time.


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And he doesn’t like her wearing make up in the house (Image source: Instagram/Kim Kardashian)


When he’s performing, she has to only look at him and no one else (Image source: Instagram/Kim Kardashian)

2. Kim cannot use her phone while eating

Another rule she must follow also concerns her phone. The social media mogul and reality TV star isn’t allowed to use her phone when she’s eating with Kanye. The rapper simply doesn’t like his wife paying attention to her phone over meals; he much rather prefers she talks to him and gives him her undivided attention. That sounds fair, but making it into a hard-and-fast rule? We’re not so sure.


And most of them are not allowed to hang out with North or the other kids. (Image source: Instagram/Kim Kardashian)


She also has to ask him for permission before she hangs out with her friends (Image source: Instagram/Kim Kardashian)

3. Kanye needs the thermostat at a specific temp. Always.

Kim has to stay pretty cool about all this. Speaking of cool, she has to make sure her and Kanye’s blissful abode is always chilly! The thermostat has to be set so that it’s cold enough for Kanye to always wear his hoodies indoors and still feel comfortable.

Apparently he doesn’t like wandering around in any other form of clothing; Kim must put her personal feelings and/or temperature sensitivity aside and cater to his hoodie needs.


Kim also has to ask Kanye for permission to take North out. (Image source: Instagram/Kim Kardashian)


Kanye also has to approve each and everyone of Kim’s friends. (Image source: Instagram/Kim Kardashian)

4. His clothes must be washed separately

Kanye has other needs when it comes to his clothing. Kim and all the staff in the Kardashian-West household have strict instructions to wash his clothes alone. Every time he dumps soiled clothes in the hamper, they must be separated and washed on their own. It seems  the creative genius doesn’t trust his clothes to mingle with anyone else’s. Neither does he. Mingle, we mean.


He also refused to find out the sex of their surrogate baby, Chicago. (Image source: Instagram/Kim Kardashian)


What’s more, everyone in the house including Kim and the kids have to follow Kanye’s rules. (Image source: Instagram/Kim Kardashian)

5. Kim must follow a no-makeup rule at home

Kim does a lot of mingling, however. She has an active social life and is always out and about. This means she has to get dolled up everyday and make numerous public appearances. Kim is always seen in full glam, with flawless clothing, hair and make up.

However, it seems that her husband doesn’t like this look too much. In fact, one of his strict rules is that Kim cannot wear any make up at home. She’s not allowed mascara, blush, not even lipstick. She has to be au-natural, at all times. It’s just the way Kanye is!


Apparently, all of Kanye’s bodyguards have to wear only black. (Image source: Instagram/Kim Kardashian)


Kim isn’t allowed to speak to anyone on Kanye’s security team. (Image source: Instagram/Kim Kardashian)

6. He picks her clothes!

Speaking of Kim’s appearance, Kanye also gets to play personal stylist to his already extremely stylish wife. He apparently picks the clothes she’s going to wear EVERY SINGLE TIME she steps out of the house. Kim doesn’t mind this. In fact, she loves it. She admitted that she didn’t quite know how to dress before Kanye came along. He keeps it classy. In his own way, we suppose, this means he cares.


She also isn’t allowed to star in any KUWTKs spinoffs. (Image source: Instagram/Kim Kardashian)


The rules might seem insane to onlookers, but as long as Kim and Kanye are happy, no one has the right to complain! (Image source: Instagram/Kim Kardashian)

7. Kim must not talk to her exes

And it seems he’s not just picky about what she looks like. He also has a say in who she talks to. Kim isn’t allowed to communicate with any of her exes. Matter of fact, she’s not even allowed to bring them up or mention them when she’s with Kanye. She has to pretend they don’t exist and she was never with them. This rule is a little too ridiculous but it seems Kim is good with it. Lucky Kanye!


Kanye apparently picks out all of Kim’s outfits (Image source: Instagram/Kim Kardashian)

Even though fans are supremely taken aback by these rules, Kim and Kanye are in what seems to be marital bliss. Kim is always going on about how she and Kanye are the perfect match: even their zodiac signs say so. She is a Libra and he is a Gemini, which, according to Kim, is the ideal couple.

Fans can hate but if it ain’t broke, no need to fix it! Kim loves Kanye and puts up with his rules and that’s all there is to say about that. We hope they stay together for a long time!


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